The God of HB thread

**The Reverend Dark Angel** · August 16th, 2002, 01:35 AM

You're all the kind of guys who speak too much and bore em' before you get em' in the sack... just cut through the bullshit, we'll use heidi as an example here...

Walk up to heidi, smile, look at her shoes, look back up at her... "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" and since it's heidi, you're more of less in. Say nothing more, lift her up, spread her legs, lick her long and slow, ONE TIME, she'll moan, she'll beg for more, then you do the Hoopty Hop like the One Legged Man in and Ass Kicking Contest... After four hours time, break for a cigarette, return and continue on until she is rubbed raw and you can't see anything but the backs of your eyelids.

[img]biggrin.gif[/img] I love you heidi.

**demon chloe** · August 16th, 2002, 02:24 AM

omg REv......

all I can say..is OMG

**heidi!** · August 16th, 2002, 02:44 AM

And since its heidi...Rev still isnt getting any.... [img]wink.gif[/img]

But thanks for making me look easy, least you didnt say I was cheap...Then I really woulda been offended... [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

REV [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

**heidi!** · August 16th, 2002, 02:45 AM

and Quick...I'll keep those words of wisdom in mind.....However ....I never fake it...so if a guy doesnt come thru on the O part of the deal..I'm the first person to let him know that.. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Thank God im self suffient... [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

**Blazey** · August 16th, 2002, 02:47 AM

Amen sister..*LOL

**Team Hostboard** · August 16th, 2002, 02:54 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="tempus sans itc,verdana,arial">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="tempus sans itc,verdana,arial">Originally posted by heidi!:
and Quick...I'll keep those words of wisdom in mind.....However ....I never fake it...so if a guy doesnt come thru on the O part of the deal..I'm the first person to let him know that.. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Thank God im self suffient... [img]biggrin.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Never a complaint as I am well versed in the female anatomy [img]smile.gif[/img]

**Team Hostboard** · August 16th, 2002, 03:08 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="tempus sans itc,verdana,arial">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="tempus sans itc,verdana,arial">Originally posted by Blazey:
C'mere Quick..we need to talk.. [img]eek.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Always listening to make sure I am doing things right [img]wink.gif[/img]